TEN signs you've had good sex
1. Scratch marks
2. Bite marks
3. Carpet burn
4. Obscure bruises
5. Pulled muscles
6. Sore throat
7. Uncomfortable arse
8. Swollen nads
9. Stained sheets
10. No Trojans left

TEN signs you've had bad sex1. Scratch marks ( Read more... )

14.6. TEN sexual slang references you regularly use

1. Willy
2. Shag
3. Toss
4. Bollocks
5. Bonk
6. Knob
7. Snog
8. Wank
9. Get laid
10. Boner

4.5. Get caught in a compromising position

Co-written with doctortara (+ pullmysteth)It was a warm night, luckily. That meant being outside in a kilt and a sheer evening gown was tolerable. Of course, there were always ways to create heat, and even though it wasn't cold, Tara and Lachlan were certainly getting right to the heat. It wasn't like the wedding reception ( Read more... )

5.6. TEN songs you would have (or have had) sex to

1. Scotland the Brave. What? It was under the bleachers at school during the football final. Nay my fault.
2. I Love The Nightlife. It was disco night at the pub. I was bored and the music sucked... so did she.
3. Bad to the Bone. Or should I say 'Bad to the Boner'?
4. Jingle Bells. It was the ( Read more... )

1.3. TEN erotic memories1. Tara’s lips the first time I kissed her. I cannae help that they made me think dirty thoughts ( Read more... )